Grandpa Jim is creepy.

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Our first contest! Create your own caption and comment it here. Winning entry will be edited and published for all to ooh and ahh.

Reality check time: This is probably what this site will evolve into -- all blank, comment your jokes. But I'm gonna play around first and see if I get any better.

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Dolly exposes Jeffy to the wonders of bloodlust.

I dug back into the last couple of months so I'd have several posts to start with. If it seems like I'm picking on Mary Worth and Family Circus a lot, it's true, I am... but I'll spread the love more in future.

Dolly speaks for all of us.

Dolly loses control.

Vera Sheilds tries "The Aloof"

I admit to being a fan of musical theatre. This is an in-joke I expect no one to get, but it gives me the giggles.

Mary Worth, revisited

Dennis The Menace puts his claws where they shouldn't be

Mary Worth speaks the truth

Mary Worth is a veritable treasure trove of bizarre art. She'll be a regular visitor here.

FOOB takes a holiday

Like I said before, sometimes it'll be offensively unfunny. I knew there was something we could do with death here, but I wasn't sure how...

Dagwood should be medicated

Hat tip: Josh at The Comics Curmudgeon

Welcome to the first post at A Comic Number! I've had this thought for a while, and Josh's comment on today's Blondie set me off. So, here we go.

This blog is fully and completely intended as parody. If, by some strike of weird fate, you're the original author or artist of anything that gets featured here and are deeply, deeply offended by it, please contact me and we'll talk about pulling it down.

The title is meant to be a riff on the phrase "Atomic Number" -- yes, I know it's kind of dumb, but it's all I could think right now. And since my net pseudonym is 'Prime' ... get this.. I'm the Prime Number!

In any case, you'll probably find stuff that might be a bit offensive here... either in taste, or just offensively unfunny. Bear with me, I'm doing this for the first time... but jump in, comment, and enjoy.